Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Ayatollah of Lynchburg is Dead

Shall we shed a fake tear for Jerry Falwell, a man who devoted his life to trying to make "Christian" a synonym for bigotry and greed. Who thought apartheid was pretty neat. Who said 9/ll was God's punishment for gays and feminists. I know it's tacky to speak ill of the dead, but it's really hard to think of anything good to say about this man. Maybe he liked children and small furry animals.

There should be a special circle of hell for those who use religion to promote hate. If so, I can think of a few more who belong there. Jerry's waiting for you, Pat.

I can hardly wait to hear the smarmy eulogies from the Republican candidates.


At 5/15/2007 4:31 PM, Anonymous Charles Walker said...

Boo hoo. Crocodile tears.

At 5/16/2007 5:52 AM, Anonymous Martin said...

Careful. Karma is a bee-atch. Better just to give a silent prayer of thanks that the world has one less grotesquely fat (don't want to imagine what he looked liked naked) burden to carry.

At 5/16/2007 7:13 AM, Anonymous 6th and R said...

So, you limit your imagination to speculating what skinny men look like naked?

At 5/16/2007 10:27 AM, Anonymous Carmen said...

(Sing to the tune of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead")

Ding Dong! Falwell’s dead. Old Falwell. He’s gone to hell

Ding Dong! That old Falwell is dead.

Rise up, and mark the date, pop the cork, and celebrate.

Rise up, that old Falwell is dead. He's gone where the a-holes go,

Below, below, below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know that old Falwell is dead!

(He's not only merely dead. He's really most sincerely dead.)

Yes, let the joyous news be spread: Jerry Falwell at last is dead!

At 5/16/2007 12:28 PM, Anonymous martin said...

The only other man I have ever seen naked is me in the mirror — and I'm looking pretty darn good to myself these days since I started biking again.

Remind me to avoid Carmen during the next lighting storm. ...

At 5/16/2007 5:12 PM, Anonymous rr 446 said...

good riddance

At 5/17/2007 4:40 AM, Anonymous carmen said...

I like to speculate about what skinny men look like naked.

At 5/20/2007 4:42 AM, Anonymous Jerry said...

My proudest moment

from Republic of T

At 5/20/2007 5:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that hell is only reserved for evil .. although i despised him i think Falwell was not evil but an extremely misguided man with many personal faults. It's more unfortunate that people paid attention to his words whether they revered him or hated him.


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